Episode 659 - The Great Pickleball Debate
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5.0 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Here's a little ditty about a legal battle over the game of Pickleball, Hank complaining about his work and a whole lot of other nonsense. Enjoy!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | All right. |
| 0:02.0 | I don't have much. |
| 0:04.0 | Your blood is up. |
| 0:05.0 | I'm a little... |
| 0:07.0 | Look, I make videos for a living. |
| 0:12.0 | Yes. |
| 0:13.0 | Sometimes there are videos that people listening to this would be familiar with, Hank Patterson stuff and that sort of thing. |
| 0:20.0 | And sometimes it's videos |
| 0:21.0 | for clients there's not lucky lucky clients there's not like corporate type videos yeah and I would say |
| 0:30.5 | 95% of the time even it's a perfectly pleasant experience it really is yeah it's a |
| 0:39.1 | look I mean none of us went to film school so we could make corporate video let's |
| 0:42.8 | just be honest you know you know yeah you can go to film school you didn't 10 year old |
| 0:47.6 | me wasn't like someday someday huh something with some bullet points |
| 0:53.4 | huh some motion with some bullet points. |
| 0:55.1 | Huh? |
| 0:57.4 | Some motion graphics and bullet points. |
| 1:00.2 | Talking about the bottom line. |
| 1:01.8 | You know, fuck, I don't, you know. |
| 1:06.3 | It's not like that time David Fincher, the guy who made Fight Club and all those. |
| 1:08.6 | He directed an Orville Redenbacher commercial. |
| 1:12.8 | Well, by the way, a fantastic Overeignbocker commercial. |
| 1:20.9 | But he only did it because he was testing out like the visual effects he was going to use on Benjamin Button. |
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