Episode 659: A Bag of Dead Weasels

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Justin Robert Young, host of Politics Politics Politics breaks down the Nevada caucus as only we can, thru idiotic bits.

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0:00.0	so wait so who was was there anybody who was less less polished than the other ones in terms of canvassers joe though the joe people
0:07.9	Biden's people coming up literally were like um so I'm here I've got this like just a door hanger like a Joe Biden door hanger uh see I'm here. You caught me.
0:21.1	I'm going to vote for...
0:21.9	I'm going to vote for Joe Biden.
0:25.1	And I think you should vote for Joe Biden, too.
0:27.6	What do you think?
0:28.8	And I'd be like, yeah, Joe Biden isn't really on the top of my list.
0:32.6	I don't hate the guy, but he's not really on the top of my...
0:34.7	I'm being pleasant.
0:35.8	Yeah.
0:36.1	I'm also on a ladder while I'm talking about...
0:38.7	I'm literally talking down to, like, a 25-year-old woman.
0:43.5	Can you tell the giant up there when you get to him to vote for Joe Biden?
0:48.2	His votes count twice.
0:50.7	I would just imagine that the Biden gaministar walks up to you and just makes eye contact and just goes shit.
0:58.8	Oh, God damn it.
1:00.3	Yeah, probably not.
1:01.1	I was thinking I'd like just like a thief in the night.
1:03.1	I could just leave this on the door and then fuck all.
1:05.3	I put in four hours.
1:06.6	I'd get rid of this many door hangers.
1:09.3	I had a bind person to come to the door. I thought I had a Biden person come to the door.
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