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See, so we're doing something a little different today.

I'm pretty excited.

Do you remember when you were, I don't know, maybe you still get them.

Do you remember as a kid getting the penny saver thrown at your yard?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, penny saver, the shopper.

I remember when I bought my first house, and like you get the penny saver, whether you want or not.

Yeah.

And so every day or whatever it showed up, I don't know if it was weekly or daily, I don't remember anymore.

They would throw the penny saver at you, and I would go out and throw it in the garbage.

It was like this like daily thing, right?

So every day you go out and I sort my mail outside at the recycling bin.

I don't even bring junk mail into my house.

I just throw it right in the recycling bin.

And so I have this habit where I would go out and like that's my first house, so I kind of love this house.

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