Episode 652 - Keep Public Lands Public

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Here's an episode all about a whole lot of nonsense as well as a reminder to call you representatives and let them know that selling off public lands is a very very bad idea. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Picture this. You're halfway through a DIY car fix, tools scattered everywhere, and boom,
0:05.8	you realize you're missing a part. It's okay because you know whatever it is, it's on eBay.
0:11.6	They've got everything. Brakes, headlights, cold air intakes, whatever you need. And it's guaranteed
0:16.7	to fit, which means no more crossing your fingers and hoping you ordered the right thing. All the parts you need at prices you'll love. Guaranteed to fit, which means no more crossing your fingers and hoping you ordered the right thing.
0:21.2	All the parts you need at prices you'll love.
0:24.1	Guaranteed to fit every time.
0:26.5	eBay, things, people love.
0:29.8	Can we get that again one more time?
0:31.8	Check one, check one, check.
0:34.4	Check, check, check, check, check, check, check in your normal voice.
0:37.0	Check one, two, check one, two.
0:39.5	Don't, you don't have to be like in the, I'm a douchebag character.
0:42.9	Try again, just, you don't have to be in character, just your normal talking voice.
0:46.5	Check one two, two, three.
0:50.2	That's the one I'm looking for.
0:51.5	Check, check, check.
0:53.3	Welcome to Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures.
0:56.3	Unique New York.
0:57.5	Unique New York.
0:59.3	Let's get somebody on the line, shall we?
1:02.2	We're doing prank phone calls today.
1:04.4	Boom!
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