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Stop Podcasting Yourself

Episode 651 - Pat Kelly

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Pat Kelly returns to talk morning routines, cold brew coffee, and caricatures.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, he's Dave Schumka, and he's Graham Clark. And together we host, stop podcasting yourself.

0:15.0

Woe!

0:16.0

Whoa!

0:17.0

Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 651 of stop

0:25.8

podcasting yourself my name's Graham Clark and with me as always is a man who

0:30.0

shares my pension for shininess on the camera.

0:32.8

Mr. Dave Shumka.

0:34.3

Yeah, I've been experimenting with a lot of oils.

0:36.8

Yeah.

0:37.8

I did read the thing.

0:39.3

No, very like whatever the opposite of essential is.

0:43.5

Superficial.

0:44.5

Superficial's scurrilous.

0:47.3

Yeah, expandable oils.

0:50.4

And, you know, I did read a thing about like instead of like trying to dry the oil on your face just put more oil on it and confuse it.

0:58.0

Yeah, that's right.

1:00.0

Overwhelming with oiliness and then it retreats to dry? That's the opposite of oil.

1:05.2

I think it just spreads out and spreads it out and you just have like an all over like glow.

1:10.8

But what's the, have you noticed there's like a difference between like a shiny glow and then if you see somebody who's Dewey and it like it's quite nice to see somebody who's like

1:20.0

Yeah, well, which is morning due? But what's Dewey?

1:23.0

Is it like, it's coming from the outside in?

1:26.0

Yeah, the inside out?

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