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there's actually a super sick hack um if you just fucking pop out a kid you can just go with him

i was gonna say yeah you just i'm in Nebraska with Nathan around Halloween. A godchild.

I say some thing, too, right?

Like, let's say, you know, you love Toy Story,

and you wanted to go see Toy Story 4 this year, but you were embarrassed to go open a weekend

because it was like parents and kids galore,

and you're the only one above the age of, like,

16 going there alone.

You bring your Godchild. Free pass night.

To answer to Michaela, I mean, listen, the idea to just go by candy, it's kind of like stop opening cases just by the knife, right?

It's more fun getting a bag of candy, not knowing what I'm getting and see if I get any good shit, right?

Because back when I used to trick or treat, I remember I used to glorify that one house every year

That would always give you the big king-sized candy bore or the whole pack of sour patch straws like we all know what house it was and it was a surprise each goddamn year. It was so fun

So you just want the surprise element yeah i love surprises there's right pack in i mean just just two two things train

if you especially dressed like that knocked on my door okay here you go fucking treat i'm just

calling the police that That's number one.

Number two, before I came on the show, like, because the neighbourhood I live in, we have,

there's a lot of kids that live around there and families and that.

You know, a nice neighborhood, gate community, one of them.

So they were fucking hammering the door.

Like, I couldn't, you know, I was like, fucking trick or or treat non-stop right but then this geezer brought his kid around kids all dressed up great

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