Episode 65 - I Need Some Bath Ham!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the deliciousness of "bath ham", why Park City is great for orgies, Booger's new book from Revenge Of The Nerds, and why the Bethesda News is the only news source you can trust. Follow Ross Patterson on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/stjamesstjames/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! Bethesda, Maryland. Hi, I'm Lincoln McConney. We've got a we've got a tortoise
0:27.2	birth that is going on by Interstate 46. If you were in or near the Bethesda area, please be advised there is a tortoise giving
0:40.3	birth to multiple torti or turtles. I'm Lincoln Maconey and I will be here
0:47.2	until this this turtle squeezes out all of its eggs. That's breaking news from Bethesda.
0:55.0	Who was I?
0:57.0	Linda.
0:58.0	I don't know who you were.
0:59.0	But what I do know is this.
1:00.0	We got a lot of messages today of like,
1:02.0	hey man man about Lincoln
1:03.9	Maconey here.
1:04.4	Did you hear that just fucking weird rants of them talking about
1:08.7	Bethesda, Maryland for like an hour?
1:11.6	I don't even know. I did. The only place where it's not fake news. It is, I know. It's the only place.
1:18.0	It really is. That was a real tortoise. Those were real tortoise babies. Do you know what I mean?
1:22.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no collusion.
1:25.7	No collusion, no agenda.
1:27.6	Yeah, those tortoises were giving birth to torti all over the
1:31.4	interstate. We've got we've got four out of eight lanes shut down. Stay left.
1:37.0	Stay left. So these little guys can get back to the sea safely.
1:43.0	I don't even know if Bethesda is on a waterway.
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