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It's a rough day for you.

Not really. Got a haircut. Well, I was just wondering if you were worried about your sister-in-law getting wrapped up in this hot pocket scheme.

I did see that there's...

I don't know, any member of the family's caught up.

It's kind of like a mob thing.

They could be coming for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, who knows, you know, if someone was wearing a wire while we were talking hot pocket stuff. I think it's awesome that there's a human being that can be referred to as the Hot Pockets heiress. Yes, yes, yes. Because if you did it no more, you might think that there's someone who's waiting on someone else to die for just a lifetime supply of hot pockets. Got them in a freezer. It's not a bad deal. It is a bad deal. It's not a fortune, but it's not a... There's no lifetime supply of hot pockets. Those things are going to go old at some point. How long do you think you can keep one of those bad boys frozen before you're a year?

You think? Maybe. I mean, I'm saying that's- I'm saying more than a year. Okay. See, I'm saying the year was a max. See, I think there's a, like, there's really no end to some foods that are frozen on when they go, I think they could stay good forever. I think forever's wrong. But more than a year probably.

Let me take the under on forever.

How long can a hot pocket stay in a freezer?

Yeah, I mean, you know, I think that if you had one random hot pocket that was like six

years in the freezer, you might get away with that one.

It's just like the chance of growing bacteria, right? Like, it's not like there's a point at which it's definitely, like I'm saying after a year, the chance of bacteria is high enough that I don't really want to fuck with it. But it's not 100%, so you'd be fine. But the scenario you're talking about where someone is exclusively for their whole diet eating five-year-old hot

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