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Hello and welcome to a brand new R-Splug R-Scast right here on R-Splug.com. How are you? Hope you're well.

Thanks for being here as always. That is the interlull over done and dusted and if you're looking forward to an arsenal packed weekend.

Well, you've got to wait a bit longer because we're not playing until Monday night. I should turn my phone off here, makes noises.

That'd be a mad thing to do. Wouldn't it get all the various text message noises in the world and then just spread them at random throughout the podcast and people will be listening to me.

Is that my phone? I don't know. Is that mine? I mean, I could do that I suppose, but it seems a bit childish thing to do and you guys know me. That's not really who I am at all. So, nah, I think I'll give that kind of shit a bit of a mist, be honest.

Now, let's get on with today's show a little bit later on. I will be talking to Dan from HLTCO, which of course is the, I guess the most prominent Crystal Palace podcast he operates on Patreon. It does five podcasts a week.

Knows his onions when it comes to Crystal Palace and we'll be talking to him about palace about Patrick Vieiro, of course, he is the new manager there in a couple of moments time. I will be joined by the man from East Lower. We haven't spoken to him in quite a while. So he'll be on to shoot the arsenal breeze. If you like and after that, we are going to have a competition to give away. We've got a game.

Not a video game, not a PlayStation game or an Xbox game or a Wii game or a Sega Mega Drive game or a ZX Spectrum game or whatever. It's a board game.

You remember those? Well, this one is called Super Club and it's got an arsenal expansion. It's basically a football manager board game.

I'll tell you a bit more about it later on and we have three copies of that to give away. So stay tuned. Hopefully you had a good peaceful and uneventful interlull. I know they're getting quite boring these interlulls. They feel more boring than ever.

This time around like they've always been more or less the same. I mean, they two weeks without any football, but the last couple of felt pretty interminable. I don't know what it is, whether it's simply because we don't have any of that extra football going on the European football that gives us a saturation to the point where we need the interlull to an extent where we sort of down tools a little bit and catch our breath. We haven't had that. We haven't had that that overexposure to football. So maybe that's what it is.

But it was a quite decent international break for some of our players. Emil Smith row. He scored for England under 21s a really good goal as well.

Bacchiosac scored for England, Nicholas Pepe scored for the Ivory Coast, Pierre-Amrico Bamiang scored for Gabon. And of course, Thomas Partey scored for again a twice two games against Zimbabwe, two goals for Thomas Partey.

And he must be coming back and thinking, can we play you every week, but you can't unfortunately plays in Bacchiosac in the Premier League. If only we could somehow hypnotize him into thinking he was playing Zimbabwe, maybe that's the solution to ending his Arsenal goal scoring drought.

But it would be very nice to see him get off the mark in red and white starting on Monday against Palace. But look, we'll chat about that and more with our guest right now, delighted to welcome back to the show after quite a while. It is the man from East Lower. Hello there.

Hello to you. I've forgotten how this all works.

We just sit here and talk nonsense. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can figure it out. Like riding a bike.

Yeah. Yeah.

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