Episode 646: Ronald Gene Simmons Part II - To Kill A Bunch of Mockingbirds

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🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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This week, the boys conclude the tale of Ronald Gene Simmons, the grouchy, incestuous, ex-military drifter who decided Christmas was cancelled in 1987. After decades of paranoia, control, and delusion, Simmons saw the season’s first hints of cheer as the perfect excuse for a meticulously planned, full-scale annihilation of his family tree. What follows is a grim spiral into the life of a man who approached murder with the precision of a holiday checklist, leaving a trail of horror that turned a quiet Arkansas winter into a nightmare no one could escape.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last hot task.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:06.0	Why up on your glaze?
0:09.0	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:11.0	Who was that?
0:13.0	How yeah!
0:16.0	It's exactly what you'd think it would be.
0:22.1	Yeah.
0:22.9	Super macho guy.
0:25.6	Love, lovey, lovey, lovey, loving, lovey, wearing some panties.
0:28.8	Really loves it.
0:29.7	They really love it.
0:30.6	Love it.
0:31.2	To the point where you're killed a cover.
0:32.8	It's about the panties.
0:35.4	It's about feeling like a pretty lady. Yeah, feeling sexy. And you don't understand. Like, dude, you could fucking just pop on some panties. You don't even kill anybody, man. Yeah. I know he's a military man. Go ask your father. You know what I mean? How'd he feel? Father's not a military man? Her father kind of acts like one. Have your father found out, like if you found out your dad wore panties, like hardcore panties and stuff like that, like, I'd be happy for him. Yeah, why not? You'd be fine with it, right? Of course. I would be fine with, yeah, anything, as long as it was consenting
1:10.8	and legal. That's the kind of stuff my mom used hit me with towards the end, where she was like, sometimes I wonder if your father was gay. But then my question is, to what end? Yeah. For what? What do you mean for? Well, being gay isn't for anything. But I'm just saying, then like, but now we're just talking about why...
1:27.3	Do you think gay people
1:28.0	have an...
1:28.6	Do you believe in the gay agenda?
1:30.3	I mean, yeah, I believe in the idea gay isn't for anything. But I'm just saying then like, but now we're just talking about why you think gay people
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