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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 645 - AthLazy Wear And Slip On Shoes

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Here's an episode all about the dark history of the Teddy Bear, Athliesure wear, shoe lace troubles, Hank's laziness, neck ties and other nonsense. Enjoy! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, all right, here we go.

0:02.9

Here we go.

0:04.3

Man, just mics are in place.

0:06.6

Check, check, check, check.

0:08.0

Don't only say in that because I don't have anything to talk about already.

0:11.4

Got to fill some time.

0:12.8

Man, I've got three trees in the front yard that flower.

0:19.3

Uh-huh.

0:19.6

They flower.

0:20.4

Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:21.1

They're, they're, they look like a big, giant, white, flowery, whatever.

0:26.8

And then, so then the flower, here's these, I don't know what kind of trees they are.

0:30.9

You know, I'm not a treeologist.

0:34.1

Blossom Willow.

0:34.8

What do you call a tree person?

0:37.9

Optimologist. Optomologist. What do you call a tree person? Optomologist?

0:39.1

Optomologist?

0:41.4

What is it?

0:42.3

Oranthologist?

0:43.3

That's birds.

0:46.6

Is it something like a tree person?

0:47.8

Treeologist.

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