Episode 644 - Twas The Night Before Pine Cone Day

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie explain the origin of Jimmy Tree Legs and Pinecone Day — the Christmas alternative holiday every child fears, Ross explains the Shia LaBeouf controversy he started over the weekend, Jessie reveals she’s been in two “death rides” with crazy ex-boyfriends, and Ross argues that stomping on mice for sexual pleasure is totally fine.

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:15.0	brought to you by Ghost bed.com.
0:20.0	Now, Jage. No, James.
0:23.0	James.
0:25.0	Hello.
0:26.0	Look at you.
0:28.0	Happy Pinecone Day.
0:31.0	Twas the night before, Pinecone Day, James.
0:34.0	And all through the house were Pine Cones and nightmares and the legend of Jimmy Trelegs.
0:43.0	Fun, fun holiday that we celebrate in our house.
0:48.0	Every single year, your earrings are very subtle today.
0:52.0	I really like, yeah, me and Georgia were talking.
0:55.9	You can take the fake Mexican out of the girl, right?
0:59.5	But then we couldn't really come up with the rest of the statement. But you can't really come up with the rest of the statement.
1:04.0	But you can't take the memories of being fake Mexican for so many years out.
1:09.0	Right, right.
1:10.0	As well.
1:11.0	Right.
1:12.0	What happened here?
1:13.0	Yeah, there's your bush.
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