Episode 643 - Christmas Island, Grand Cayman, The Maldives & Jealousy

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week Hank is complaining about his friends living their best lives on dream vacations that he wasn't invited on then discussing the Pinnochio of pick ups, dogs and when's the best time to buy outdoor gear with Kevin. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah.
0:02.4	Well, we're recording.
0:03.6	You want to tell us about your trip to the Caymans?
0:06.0	Oh, oh.
0:07.0	Oh, the islands?
0:09.0	This all started because we're talking about a friend of ours who's in the Maldives.
0:15.0	And my question was, can you think of a douchier place on the planet Earth to go? The Maldives, I'm sure, are amazing. I'm sure,
0:22.9	yeah. I would love to go to the Maldives. But just saying I'm going to the Maldives is just like,
0:31.1	oh, fuck off, you know. It's just, my other friend Richard is in Christmas Island.
0:37.9	He's at Christmas Island.
0:39.1	He texts me this morning.
0:40.5	God, you know, you should come here.
0:42.4	Oh, fuck you.
0:43.5	You know, fuck off, Richard.
0:44.5	He listens to the show.
0:46.9	He'll enjoy that.
0:48.9	Where is Christmas Island?
0:49.7	How fuck if I know.
0:51.0	It doesn't matter where it's at.
0:52.6	I can't afford to go there.
0:54.2	I don't...
0:55.0	What Richard should be texting me is, hey, I'll pay for you to come and be my river butler,
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