Episode 640 - Swim Lessons
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
This week Hank and Kevin introduce our newest Trout Jouster and Audio Engineer Sean! Enjoy this episode of nonsense where you'll learn absolutely nothing about podcasting, swimming, life and so much more! Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | We've started. It's on. We have a new sound engineer, Sean. So needless to say, things are off to a rocky |
| 0:07.7 | start. Who didn't want to, couldn't be bothered to set up another mic so he could say hi. |
| 0:13.7 | Yeah, we were going to have, we're going to have him miced up so he could chime in, say hi, |
| 0:18.6 | just be pleasant with the people listening, but he can't be bothered to come |
| 0:24.5 | down off his fucking high horse long enough just to say hi to the audience. |
| 0:29.8 | Don't talk, Sean. Nobody can hear you. You lost your chance. Jackass! Lost your chance. |
| 0:38.3 | Tell you what? |
| 0:39.8 | $6 an hour doesn't get you shit these days. |
| 0:43.1 | I'll tell you what it does get you. |
| 0:44.5 | Sean. |
| 0:47.0 | A monkey hitting a button. |
| 0:48.6 | I'll tell you that. |
| 0:52.7 | Here's how hard Sean's job is. |
| 0:55.6 | I just normally do it myself. |
| 0:58.7 | You know? |
| 1:00.5 | Hey, Sean, pretty tough hitting that red button with your pointer finger. |
| 1:06.8 | Hey, hey, Sean, pretend to turn a knob. |
| 1:11.4 | Dial it in. Just dialing it in., pretend to turn a knob. Dial it in. |
| 1:12.6 | Just dialing it in. |
| 1:14.1 | Oh, that's the sweet spot. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, that's the sweet spot. |
| 1:17.1 | There it is. |
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