Episode 640 - Parenting During A Pandemic
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Ross and Jessie break down how thoroughly parenting during a pandemic sucks balls, Jessie encourages Ross to get a dark bodybuilder spray tan, Ross wonders why everyone in the world isn’t ready to murder China over COVID, and why Austin has the nicest drug dealers.
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| 0:00.0 | A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross. |
| 0:07.0 | Welcome to the Ross! |
| 0:10.0 | Patterson Revolution. |
| 0:15.0 | brought to you by Ghost bed.com. Yes, James. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.0 | Ooh, we're back, baby. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, baby. |
| 0:29.0 | I gotta get some sun. |
| 0:31.0 | I've got to get some son. |
| 0:33.2 | Well, when is that going to happen now? |
| 0:35.4 | I don't know. |
| 0:36.4 | It is what, 27 degrees here today? |
| 0:39.4 | It was 26 this morning. |
| 0:40.9 | Which I don't mind that. |
| 0:42.4 | Right. However, for a guy who lives inside a |
| 0:46.4 | studio like a habit all day. Sure. Doesn't get to see the sun now I'm never going to |
| 0:51.5 | get to see it and this is going to go on forever. |
| 0:53.9 | I'm wondering if I should just start like getting a spray tan and calling it a day. |
| 0:58.8 | Like going to see Cress. I did it for the election week right full disclosure here election week I had like 80 |
| 1:08.9 | interviews on different shows and everything else in TV I got a spray tan because I was like I can't look this pasty. |
| 1:16.3 | I mean if you if you're looking at my arms right now this is this is crazy. |
| 1:20.5 | This is pure madness like my face is makeup on it. My arms do not obviously because that would be way too much time in fingers and it's I look like a ridiculous human because I'm so white. |
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