Tom, if I said that you should be on the cover of so gay magazine, would you consider that an insult?

At this point from you, I don't know.

Only because it's me.

I would, hey, all press is good press.

I would absolutely go and be on the cover of so gay.

You said, you would say, is it 2026 Nour that's offering or 2008 Nour on Facebook?

Well, I wasn't going to bring that up, but you're bringing it up on your show.

No, it's okay.

People should know.

I was a problematic demon person online.

I had a horrible online presence in the early 2000s. She did. It's true.

It's why I cannot run for any type of office. No. I can't do it. I can barely run this podcast,

to be honest. I'm always a little bit scared. Do you know what a listener? Wait. You could,

you could though. Like the amount of people in office that are doing terrible things. Yeah, but they're white men and they get away with it. Brown people. Brown women can't. You know what I mean? It's not possible. Wait, I was in a say, actually, so do you remember a while ago? Do you remember a while ago I, like, put up a thing on Instagram. I was like, oh, who do you love a while ago? Do you remember a while ago I like put up a thing on Instagram? I was like,

oh, who do you love as a guest on the podcast? And somebody said, definitely Tom Hamlet,

absolutely not Donnie. And then I sent it to you and Donnie. And Donnie was like, hey, that's offensive.

And you were like, well, I love it.

Anyway, that person who commented on that, who commented that, who really does adore you,

recently told me that they, like, went on Facebook or something or, like, they popped up in Facebook after forever. I'm so scared. You're going to tell me. No, they popped up in Facebook

forever. And for some reason, one of my, my personal Facebook account that is like fully private,

like a marketplace, like a Facebook marketplace listing that I posted like five years ago

popped up for like a can of fucking paint that like was old.

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