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DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Episode 64 - TRILLIONS of Tic Tacs

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Culture, Dynamic Banter, Comedy, Comedians, Cloverfield, Steve Zaragoza, Society & Culture, Movies, Commentary, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Recap, Friends

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The boys discuss how many tic tacs have been made. And also take a bunch of notes. Oh and also Fantasy Football.

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0:00.0

Hey guys, hi everyone. Good morning. Good morning. I know you're listening to this in the morning with your cup of James.

0:30.0

I just want to say good morning. Go outside, meet the sun, give it a salutation. Open up your arms in your chest to the sun and say, this is my cup of James, but you can get your own, then have two scoops of raisins and have a good morning.

0:46.0

Were you upset to find out that there are less than two scoops of raisins in every box of raisin brand?

0:54.0

No, I think I got enough satisfaction out of the picture of these scoops of raisins. But did you feel, do you now feel that you were slightly lied to?

1:04.0

Can I, let me, maybe we can settle this today. Is there, you know how there's measuring cups and they'll tell you if you're putting a cup of something in there, tell you, you're eighth of a cup of something.

1:16.0

Do you think that there is a, like a scoop?

1:22.0

It's like a guaranteed measurement, mathematical, mathematically correct measurement.

1:31.0

Yeah, okay, then yes.

1:37.0

Do you not think that you think a scientist has ever been like, I need two scoops of DNA, we're never going to save this baby.

1:45.0

Ever in ever in anyone's life? Has anyone said that?

1:49.0

Right, I said, I mean, it would be different if the doctor was like, let's put it in this perspective.

1:57.0

Let's say that there was, I can't wait to have you make this make sense.

2:00.0

Let's say that there was like Kellogg's hospital.

2:06.0

Okay.

2:09.0

And there are commercials for Kellogg's hospital that show a man administering two scoops of medicine to a patient.

2:24.0

Do they not have syringes?

2:27.0

And they just say, ma'am, you're going to need two scoops of our Kellogg's brand warfront.

2:35.0

That's blood thinners.

2:37.0

Kellogg's brand blood thinners.

2:40.0

And then they go like, great, this is wonderful.

2:43.0

This is more scoops than the other medical brands.

2:48.0

Yeah, the other hospital told me to take one and a half pills and to be real strict about it.

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