I can't even believe I have to fucking do this.

All right.

Here it comes.

Before I get into this episode, I'm going to make a statement.

Some will call it virtue signaling.

Some will call me an SJW or a social justice warrior.

That's fine.

You can call me whatever you want or that singles me out as one of your personal enemies or what have you.

I really don't care.

But God damn it.

I'm a straight white male in his early 30s who has thousands of listeners, all of whom that I love, appreciate, and respect.

But I would be remiss if I said that I had no idea what white privilege was.

When I was younger, I wrote a bad check, knowingly.

I never kept my theft charge a secret to all of you.

If that makes me an enemy to you, then I apologize that I offended you, and I wish you the best.

Granted, that was, oh, 15 years ago, and I've changed since then.

But what hasn't changed is the color of my skin.

Sure, I've gotten older, I've honestly gotten fatter, I've gained a bunch of tattoos,

piercings, a beard, and some will call a bad attitude.

My ancestors are Scottish, Irish, German, and I believe that there's some Italian in me somewhere.

But I digress. If you saw my goofy ass walking around Kroger, you'd call me a white man.

But I wrote a bad check.

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