Episode 64: Mother's Day Massacre

Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

5 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

The Heartland Crew share stories about their mothers. The guys chat about text etiquette, elbows, and pet names. Listen as the gang describes the ideal stalker and find out what's going on in their phone notes. Celebrate the new week with a mom approved mad lib.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @tacticaldigs, @nickmaraldo, @thejeffvibbert, @shaunlatham, @heartlandbooze, and @jourdynberry.

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0:00.0	Does anybody get hit this ball before we kick it off? Good.
0:04.6	It is indeed a pleasure to have this privilege to play here for you.
0:08.1	And we intend to give you a very fine program.
0:11.7	So just settle back, relax, and endure the moment, moment, moment.
0:17.9	Here we go. Welcome to Heartland Radio. This is our Mother's Day edition.
0:23.2	We listen to this on the day after Mother's Day, but we're recording it on Mother's Day.
0:27.7	It's Sunday for us, Monday for you.
0:30.5	Everybody go see their moms?
0:32.5	No, I did not.
0:34.2	No?
0:34.8	Nope, she lives too far away.
0:36.4	Oh, you went to go see your ladies mom.
0:38.4	Yeah.
0:38.9	So you had to sometimes do a sacrifice.
0:40.7	Correct.
0:41.2	Yeah, maybe.
0:41.6	Not still a good person.
0:42.7	Next year, you can go to your mom's.
0:44.3	Yeah, maybe.
0:44.9	I didn't do the same thing, Dave.
0:46.1	So we're, it's a plus one for our ladies, right?
0:48.7	Yeah, you had to be a big point.
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