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BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Episode 64 - Monkey PawPod

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie

London, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8924 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Accurs-ed monkey paw! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie chat about cursed wishes, the Queen, conspiracy nutters and mad preachers, Dominic Cummings, Sally Rooney's Normal People, Warzone, the heat, killing wizards and more! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon!

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0:00.0

It's 64, 64 bit Bud Pod.

0:03.4

64 old Monkey Poor, the Monkey Poor Twitches and so

0:08.2

Pierre and I log on for another week of glorious

0:12.0

top quality chant. How you doing?

0:14.3

Yes, I'm alright. My monkey's poor wish was that I would get really into overly

0:21.0

elaborate recipes and now look where we are.

0:24.0

Yes, my monkey at Paul Wish was to have more time to myself and not work so hard.

0:36.5

Yes.

0:37.5

Oh, I also made another monkey's poor wish

0:40.0

that there would be a coronavirus pandemic.

0:48.4

Oh, okay, that might be the, that might be the culprit then. What a strange wish.

0:50.6

That monkey's poor always finds a way to make it come back on you in a bad way, didn't it?

0:55.0

Of course, there's a theory that coronavirus actually began when the virus made its transmission from a monkey poor to humans for the first time so you might have you might have

1:05.7

called this in more ways than one yeah well that's this is the monkey the monkey I

1:09.9

got the poor from was eating a bat sandwich when I attacked it. So that makes

1:17.1

sense actually if you look at the science. Yes. Um this the story of the coronavirus I've just realized is sort of the opposite of the Christmas Carol,

1:28.0

where I having wanted to work far less.

1:33.0

Three my old men visit a really rich ghost?

1:35.0

And it was more the more that I have learned the lesson of my laziness and now will learn to appreciate work more and leisure time and relationships with friends less.

1:54.7

So from your point of view you think that the coronavirus pandemic has been like

2:01.4

oh you like not working hanging out with your friends,

2:04.2

eh? Well, what if you make you smoke the whole pack?

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