X-FEM.

Ellis James and John Robbins on X-FM podcast.

Hello folks, welcome to the podcast.

Exciting show today.

Lots of fun.

Also, the chapter of Ellis and I's free gifts continues.

Ellis, do you want to take up where we left off after you received your copy of 26

Miles to the Moon?

Yeah, like I said last week, I was very grateful, although slightly confused, to receive 26 miles to the moon.

Now, apparently, the publisher had cocked up. I was meant to be sent.

I blame Morrissey, My Adventures with Indy Pop and Emotional Disaster by Jamie Jones, which is a book.

I think he must have been a student in Cardiff about Brit Pop and emotional disaster.

So I might read 26 miles to the moon anyway.

Look, you know, I decided this week I'm going to run the Cardiff half marathon.

So, yeah, because I'm great.

But thank you to... You're half great. I'm half great. So that sort of Ellis's saga is complete, whereas I last week was sent four samples of

artificial grass. The saga is continuing for me because... Because John likes real grass,

if you know what I mean.

I actually don't take a zero-tolerance approach to it on nights out and house parties.

Yes, that is true.

What are you doing smoking that, mate?

Exactly.

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