Welcome to the happy rant podcast, the podcast in which Stephen Altrogy, Barnabas Piper, and Ted Cluck cheerfully

rant about all the things that don't matter all that much.

And now, buckle up for today's episode.

Fellas, fellas, welcome to another episode of the happy rant podcast. I am Ted

Cluck. They are Ronnie Martin and Barnabas Piper.

Gentlemen, how are you man? Are you getting ready for the most overrated meal and in the American holiday cycle

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So ready to put on 10 or 15 pounds on Thursday. It's going to be beautiful. Now baby do you do you go big for this

meal? Is this a huge deal in the Martin household? You know typically it was when we had family

nearby but now that fam is across the country it's a little more

low-key but we really we really try to indulge nonetheless yeah okay what does that

look like at your house man well this year it's a little low-fi I'm not going to lie to you it's

it's it's gonna sound like a real sad episode of Little House on a prairie it's just

me and the missus you know we're just gonna we're just gonna be the two of us

because the kid is in Denver right we're just gonna to be the two of us because the kid is in Denver.

We're just going to keep it real low key.

We're going to keep it real quiet.

You know a lot of cooking, a lot of baking, a lot of Christmas specials on the television and a lot of cozy book reading and those types of

baby that is a sad little house that man why don't you why don't you call Nels from the mercantile

and in and al-monzo and see if they're doing anything well nails is actually

going to be the one that's making our turkey so we'll have to at some point go to the

mercantile pick that thing on.

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