Oh, Oh, Ladies and gentlemen, this spring, Masters Flora and Stackel proudly present at the Westnot and Shropshire Theatre.

A tale of love and loss, mystery and matrimony when shocking news grips the countryside.

Mummy, mummy there's to be a ball.

We're ever so excited to attend.

Oh mummy, please tell us that we may.

I'm reticent to give my permission to attend.

What gentleman of note will be there?

Oh, mother, don't be so cruel. I'm given to understand that Lord Large Wallet would be in attendance with his lifelong

companion, Mr. Batzquich.

Why even the vigor might attend.

Oh, very well!

So long as that dreadful Mr. Crowley is not in attendance,

he vexes the vicar ever so much.

Gentlemen arrive from London.

Lord Large Wallet,

so good of you to come,

we are ever so pleased that you've made the trip.

Thank you, Mr. Bagnepit is my honor. Please allow me to introduce my lifelong companion, Mr. Batswich.

Charmed.

Yes, yes, yes, you must be quite tired from your journey. I'll have your carriage brought around back. My man

goatman should take care of it. I don't know if you've gotten off too at that hatchet of his.

I'll return to you shortly. Thank you. Please enjoy yourselves. Thank you, Mr. Bagnip.

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