Episode 639: Mexico can’t literally s*ck your b@lls, Joe Pyfer

The Co-Main Event MMA Podcast

Chad Dundas

Sports, Leisure

4.8 • 698 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Joe Pyfer got food poisoning — or maybe it was altitude sickness — and now he’s, like, furious. He had to call off his fight with Kelvin Gastelum because his tum-tum hurt, and he’s pissed that he slept in a tent on the floor for nothing. In a tent! On the floor! Obviously, this is Mexico’s fault. It’s a shithole, Joe Pyfer says. Joe Pyfer is never going back to Mexico. Mexico can suck Joe Pyfer’s balls. Literally. Hey, you know who didn’t call off her fight because she had the tummy troubles? Loopy Godinez. Loopy Godinez just went out there and defeated Julia Polastri and diarrhea all in one night— and she didn’t even tell any nations of 130 million people to suck her balls. Though she did tell her corner that she had to poop. God, what a stupid sport. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Co-Main Event Podcast,
0:10.9	and now your host, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.
0:17.8	That's right.
0:19.1	You're listening to another episode of the Co-main event Mixed Martial Arts podcast.
0:24.3	I'm Chad Dundas. That's Ben Fulks. We're both longtime MMA journalists and for nearly the last 13 years.
0:33.3	We've been meeting here every week to break down all the action in the wild, weird, and occasionally wonderful world of mixed martial arts.
0:42.6	Ben, we don't meet in person that much anymore.
0:45.6	No, no, we don't.
0:46.8	I would rather do this without being in the same room with you, and I think the feeling is mutual.
0:51.8	But here we are.
0:53.4	I got some work going on over at my
0:56.0	house today. And so we're in the same room. It's a throwback to the way we used to record this show.
1:03.2	Your house seems to be constantly under construction and I have to assume it's some sort of
1:08.9	Winchester house scenario. Do you believe you are cursed? And the only
1:13.1	way to stave off tragedy is to have somebody constantly doing something to your house.
1:18.1	I believe my house was built by an aging witch at some point who probably cast some
1:24.6	manner of evil magic upon it. And so, yeah, no, you say cursed.
1:30.1	I say, uh, Tuesday.
1:33.4	Okay.
1:34.1	Aging witch is the kind of prototypical witch.
1:37.2	You don't hear a lot about the,
1:38.7	the young witches fresh in the game.
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