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🗓️ 17 October 2025
⏱️ 120 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. |
| 0:02.9 | This is the last podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | On the left. |
| 0:07.2 | That's when the cannibalism started. |
| 0:12.3 | Who was that? |
| 0:14.9 | Oh, yeah! |
| 0:19.1 | La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La |
| 0:23.3 | It's a serious day |
| 0:26.4 | Thank God you got two wacky guys here today |
| 0:29.3 | Who's run and laugh |
| 0:32.6 | Some of the Pontio sings |
| 0:34.4 | And you can find this side of Dachau |
| 0:37.2 | What a great comedy show We're going to present for you today. Eddie, give him a big one. You know what I've been doing to, like, get into the mood is I've been downloading pictures of Ernest Rome and masturbating furiously. And I don't know if that's good or bad. I know Himmler would hate it, but Rome would like it, |
| 0:55.1 | and I just don't know where I stand. If it's a good thing, what's bad thing? It's like so open, it comes all the way back around. You know what I mean? Like, if you only allow yourself to be gay for Nazis, what kind of hate is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like love and hate together. I've changed the word coming to roaming |
| 1:10.9 | and my cell phone package |
| 1:13.0 | hates it. But yeah, yeah. It's like love and hate together. I've changed the word coming to roaming, and my cell phone package hates it. It really is. But, yeah, Verizon's been real upset about it. But otherwise, you know, I've been roaming, you know, days for days now. Actually, I love the idea of the concept of roaming is cutting your nose off and jerking off on a man's chest. Please, it's cropping. |
| 1:29.0 | Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 1:31.5 | My name is Marcus Parks. |
| 1:33.3 | I'm here with the man who's trying to bring a little bit of levity. |
| 1:36.7 | His name's Henry Zabrowski. |
| 1:37.9 | Hey, everybody. |
| 1:39.0 | I hope everybody likes super long lines for death. |
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