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Can I share with you a tale for my life? Of course, always, especially ones that don't involve

tearing me down.

I don't even know what you're referring to.

What, uh, is that, is that most of my personal stories?

It's just like, so the other day I was walking along and Jake was a moron.

Well, yeah, I was walking.

I had an Uber driver and they weren't talking, so I just let my mind wander to what a fucking dip shit Jake is. Is that, that's the average story? Well, you know, so I was performing

ride share services and on my way over to the house, I was just thinking like, boy, that Jake,

how do you make it through high school?

And then I got there and wait for a little bit. And then I hear some yelling. And it sounds like jubilant yelling. And for context, this is, this is Plano, is a pickup in Plano. And this was

probably about 9.30 p.m.

This was last night and I was pretty close to finishing my goal for the week. So I was like, you know, if I just keep on going a little later than I normally do,

then I can probably just have a real chill-ass Friday.

And that is exactly what happened.

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