Hello, everyone back to another episode of The Reality is.

As always, it's Noor.

And with me today is brand new daddy,

brand new daddy, Ryan Bailey. Yeah. No, I mean, if you're why, if you see this on video,

I have spitstains, spit up all over. Yeah, but this is, it's usually there's a burp clop,

but the birth cloth always falls down and so it always is on every shirt I own now. No, birth, burp clots are not useful. That's stupid. It's just like, it's like, don't get nice furniture, don't wear nice clothes, just everything's going to smell a little bit like baby throw up. Like, it is what it is. I'm shocked about the people that actually like are put together and stuff. And I'm just like,

like even Mia on the valley or something. I'm like, why are we even dressing? Like I just wear like a

tarp or something and just I mean, I have no kind of inkling towards fashion anyways. So it doesn't

really. But then you'll see yourself on camera when you podcast and you're like, oh God, there's like

these huge stains right here.

No, I know. It's fine. And I agree with you. I think that the uniform after having a baby should just be like,

no clothes. First of all, let's do no clothes. No pants. And you know what? Leave people alone. If they want to

show you their face, that's fine. But like,

I just, you know, I'm very big on like, of course, there's loneliness that happens and postpartum

depression and all that. We need to make sure we don't like leave our, you know, new moms behind on

anything. But to be honest, I kind of wanted to be left behind when I, when I had kids. I was like, like, I breastfed both my kids. And I would be like, oh, I have to go feed the baby. And then I would just like escape. I would just be like, like the baby would finish nursing after like 15 minutes. And I'd be like, oh my God, the baby took so long. It's like, no, I was napping. I was napping. I mean, there is a lot of bedtime,

but it's not like fun bedtime when you're acting like you're sick or something and you're like, it's not, you know, it's not the like, I'm just going to binge a bunch of shows. I mean, you do get to watch shows and fits and starts and things like that. But also when a baby's, you know, when our child's screaming in your face,

it's not the most pleasant thing.

And you're like,

Daddy's trying to watch Danny be, but also when a baby's, you know, when our child's screaming in your face, it's not the most

pleasant thing. And you're like, Daddy's trying to watch Danny be mean to Nia on the valley.

Yeah, you're like, what, what are you going to do? Try to eat a sandwich? How dear are you?

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