Episode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble Gobble
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2024
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Join Hank as he discusses his love for raking leaves, severed heads in Florida, bear suit fraud, Thanksgiving traditions and many of the things Hank finds himself thankful for. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. First of all, let me say that I'm sorry that last week, |
| 0:08.2 | well, I'm sorry to both of you, that last week we didn't have an episode. I blame Kevin, |
| 0:13.3 | because he's not here. So anything that goes wrong today, anything that's unfunny today, |
| 0:19.6 | the fact that we didn't have an episode last week. |
| 0:22.1 | Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin's fault. All Kevin. I blame Kevin. Message Kevin. Get on Instagram, |
| 0:28.9 | find Kevin. And message the son of a bitch. Hey, what happened last week, Kevin? No, no episode? Hank says it's |
| 0:36.4 | your fault. It is. All Kevin. It's actually my fault, but let's blame Kevin. Again, he's not here today. We blame Kevin. Was Kevin supposed to be here today? Yeah. Yeah, but he had some work thing that went over time. Probably Kevin's fault, right? |
| 0:56.1 | Also Kevin's fault. |
| 0:57.4 | So he was supposed to be done with his work thing at like one o'clock and they finished |
| 1:02.8 | at 2.30. |
| 1:04.0 | And then being the incredibly good guy that Kevin is, he's got a child home under the weather. His wife is at home with the |
| 1:13.9 | under the weather child, you know, holding down the fort. And if you're a parent or somebody that has |
| 1:20.3 | been around sick children before in your lifetime, you know that at one point you need a break. |
| 1:26.6 | Kevin decided that his family was more important than all |
| 1:29.6 | of us. And he's not wrong, especially during this Thanksgiving holiday season. Best be thankful |
| 1:40.2 | for the family because they matter a heck of a lot more. So Kevin made the right decision. |
| 1:46.4 | But again, he's not here to defend himself. And so let's blame him for everything that has gone |
| 1:50.6 | wrong in the last couple of weeks. And let me tell you, it's a shit ton of things have gone |
| 1:56.0 | wrong over the last couple of weeks. Let me start with leaves. I, ah, son of a bitch. |
| 2:02.9 | So if there's one thing that I hate more than mowing the lawn, and I hate mowing the lawn, |
| 2:08.8 | you all know that I hate mowing the lawn, I don't hate it enough that I'm going to pay somebody |
| 2:12.6 | else to do it because I just can't bring myself to, I have done that in the past. I should, I should say that |
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