Episode 632 - What Would You Do For A Playstation?
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Ross and Jessie discuss gamers dismembering each other at Walmart over new Playstation 5s, Mike Tyson's fake pee penis, Trump dragging Fox News for their bad ratings, how Ross was skeptical of Netflix's "The Queen's Gambit" until he realized it was about a chess prodigy addicted to 'ludes, Biden celebrations causing COVID spikes, and what bands he'd take a COVID vaccine to see live.
Our Sponsors: * Check out Gopuff and use my code WELCOME1010 for a great deal: http://www.gopuff.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacyTranscript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | A ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:05.0 | and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross |
| 0:10.0 | Patterson Revolution. |
| 0:15.0 | brought to you by Ghost bed.com. |
| 0:20.0 | How about a five four three two one? |
| 0:23.6 | Oh man? |
| 0:25.6 | Oh, come on dude. I didn't know we're on. I can't I can't look at this much beauty and not get a five count in brother come on |
| 0:35.8 | Are you talking about looking at yourself on the monitor? No I'm looking at you |
| 0:39.5 | James |
| 0:40.7 | How does the baker eat and you're naughty by nature not because they hate you these |
| 0:45.8 | little dummies that we got working back here these dumb dums are so |
| 0:49.5 | concerned because the PS5 is out today. |
| 0:53.0 | One hand on the game controller or the other hand |
| 0:58.0 | Squaring that behole. |
| 1:00.0 | Sure. |
| 1:01.0 | Square in that behole. |
| 1:02.0 | That's all they talk about is the new PS5 is out. It is sold out everywhere, |
| 1:06.7 | James. PlayStation 5, Walmart. People are tearing their arms off. There is a kid here that I'm looking at. Now I'm on |
| 1:15.9 | Twitter and again forgive me if this is fake news. He has no arms. A lot of |
| 1:21.8 | blood but he's got a PS 5, and he's just kind of hopping with it between his |
| 1:26.4 | legs out the front door of a Walmart. |
| 1:28.9 | He got it, but lost both of his arms in the process. He is in route to a hospital in Florida. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tetherball Academy Media, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Tetherball Academy Media and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.