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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 632 - Hey Shaq

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Wilderness, Sports, Comedy

5.0908 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week we've taken nonsense to a whole new level. I listenend twice and still have no idea what anyone was talking about. Something about pasta, Boston, murder, bears...  Enjoy! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm recording we should record this I have to I have an obligation tomorrow yeah I have to go shoot video tomorrow this is where I'm at in life

0:12.0

It's two hours of work. I have to be there for two hours.

0:15.0

Yeah, it almost qualifies as a minor. Yeah. Your obligation.

0:21.0

Yes, I haven't. Yeah, I don't have a full day obligation tomorrow. I have to be somewhere for two and a half hours tomorrow.

0:28.0

It's ruining my day today.

0:30.0

I think watching the movie Forrest Gump takes longer.

0:35.6

Yeah, this, yeah, oh God, way longer.

0:38.2

Forrest Gump, that's like twice what my obligation is for.

0:42.0

And I can't watch movies. what my obligation is tomorrow.

0:42.9

And I can't watch movie.

0:44.9

That's a good point.

0:46.4

So what's funny about it is it's absolutely ruining

0:50.1

my day today.

0:51.5

And I'm acting like in my head well fuck tomorrow's shot I got

0:56.4

that thing tomorrow I will be done with that thing at 1145 a.m.

1:00.8

with the rest of the day and evening ahead of me and yet somehow I have it in my

1:05.2

head having to do something for two hours tomorrow is like well it's like what are you

1:10.4

doing Thursday my day shot it Yeah. Yeah. I've got this thing I got to go to

1:17.2

And so I got that and it's like oh, yeah, it's just shot. That's maybe why I don't watch a lot of movies. It just feels like too much of an

1:26.0

Like, right, right, yeah. Yeah, like, you know, have you seen the new dune? Oh my God.

1:32.0

No, I don't have, it's like three hours long.

1:35.6

Yeah, yeah.

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