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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 63: Traditional Amish Neckbeards

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2012

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Pastor: We Successfully Prayed Hurricane Away from Tampa Seventeen Afghan partygoers beheaded by Taliban The music has died in northern Mali as Islamic extremists exert control Breakaway Amish group accused of beard-cutting attacks Father Benedict Groeschel, American Friar, Claims Teens Seduce Priests In Some Sex Abuse Cases Thieves steal vial of late Pope John Paul II's blood from priest's backpack Republican Senate Candidate Says Daughter’s Out-of-Wedlock Pregnancy is ‘Similar’ to Rape It Is Infuriating That I Can't Vote For A Fiscal Conservative Without Also Supporting Religious Aggressives Israeli rabbi calls for prayers for Iran's destruction Visit our Website at http://dissonancepod.com for more info.

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Hi y'all.

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This is Hillbilly God in for another installment of God's Mile Bad.

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Last week I made up a hurricane.

0:29.0

That hurricane was named after a young in the Abraham was supposed to sacrifice.

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So for me it was kind of a big deal.

0:36.0

Anyhoo's, I set that wind to spinning and it wasn't but a few minutes later.

0:41.0

People started flooding my suggestion box with comments.

0:44.0

Here's a couple that I got.

0:46.0

God.

0:48.0

You need to make sure that hurricane doesn't hit Tampa.

0:51.0

As a round Paul supporter, I need to make my voice heard.

0:55.0

Not at the ballot box but by shout not a turn at the convention.

0:59.0

Well here's a note.

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Dear God, please make the hurricane miss the Republican National Convention.

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I have a whole week of strip clubs and hookers lined up and I would really hate to have to miss out on all the fun.

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Here's one more.

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Yahweh.

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Now that's a fancy name they call me once in a while.

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