Welcome to this special edition Doug Stanhope Christine Levine's

swabcast direct from the Red Lion lounge Portland, Oregon.

Featuring Doug Stanhope Christine Levine, Andy

Andres and Amy Binghamon. We join our show already in progress.

I heard the Red Lion because I remember we had to check in.

It was, oh your room won't be ready for 30 minutes so we came back down to this

bar half a mile away. Right. Which is the red line. The red line gorgeous.

If I have not already said this, it's in my top five fucking day drinking bars

that are attached to hotels. Well, not only was your room not ready, the bar was

closed. The bar was closed. We've been over that. There wasn't going to be open

till four. That was the big deal breaker. That's what pissed me off at first where I

go. Can I just get out of this and cut the Jarvis and no series. There's no

refunds. That's all right. Don't worry about it. Don't don't don't Andy.

Just let it go. Creating more problems, dropping that mic all over the floor than

you're helping. That was a walk off.

So that's so we came here. Then we went back there and that's when we tried

to do a, you know, we found a million problems like, all right, I'm getting the

fuck out of this room. I'm not paying for this room. It's 62 bucks. It's not a big

fucking deal, but it was the principal of the thing and it was how

much of a car. Jarvis was. So a number of other things. No ice machines.

It's a country chain because I stopped in there and they had no coffee at

noon and the guy was like kind of smug about it. Like we take the coffee away at

...