Episode 63: Democracy Dies In Whiteness or, Doomsday Clock to White Genocide

Trillbilly Worker's Party

Comedy

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This one's got a little bit about "Appalachian-ness" as an identity, and then we take some shots at some nerd who works for the Washington Post.

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0:00.0	I'm sitting over here because I'm trying a new thing now.
0:05.0	I don't want to sit in the couch.
0:07.0	Can I take the couch?
0:08.0	You can take the couch.
0:09.0	I feel like it's making me soft.
0:11.0	It's making me soft in my in everything. I need hard chairs. I need austere. I'm a very
0:17.8	Spartan guy. I need I say he says this as I look over on his
0:23.4	kitchen or his coffee table and see a jar of 100%
0:27.5	extra virgin coconut.
0:29.0	In my defense.
0:31.6	If there is anything, any edge of I could use to describe you it's a hundred percent
0:34.8	extra verd. Now my weed dealer sold me a bunch of weed in this so I don't know maybe she was trying to know how you know you live in a
0:45.4	hippie town yeah you fucking get you weed in a shea butter I'm in tub I was just
0:51.5	trying to roll a joint before you came over here and man it's so
0:56.0	humid everything is soggy my weed is soggy my rolling papers are soggy man soggy my
1:01.8	mind is soggy. Yeah, no, I got to sit in this chair man. And it's the same way at work too. I can't have cushion chairs at work. You never get anything accomplished. I can't settle right in. I can't have
1:15.2	comfort. We're gonna see how this works, you know? Yeah, yeah. Because, um,
1:19.8	because I just feel like... I already feel like I'm under police question with these
1:24.7	lights in my damn face. Maybe that's why I'm having a hard time over there on the couch.
1:28.7	The couch is very comfortable but it's...
1:32.1	Not goes down to Jack. You want me to turn him down a little bit yeah
1:36.3	yeah it puts a lot of pressure on you I never thought I would fold under
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