Hi, I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum.

And I'm Rico Gagliano, and every week we record our show in the venerable Frank Stanton Studios, home to another little radio show.

It's called Marketplace or something.

Maybe you've heard of it?

Probably not.

Anyway, even though we've been in the business a while, we're still tickled by the fact that we share a studio with one, Kai Rizdahl.

Let's face it, the guy's radio royalty.

In spades. But here's an interesting thing.

After each of his shows, his scripts are put into a little pile. Or rather a big pile.

A big pile. And every time we record here, we stared at gnaw. And it seems like a waste to just

throw it away. So we decided we're going to make you a deal. That's right. If you donate to us at dinnerparty download.org this week and send us an email saying

you've done so, we will select a few lucky listeners to get a page from one of Kai's scripts,

autographed by us.

That's the special part.

Hells, yeah.

No, but a few, Rico, I mean, there are thousands of pages here, man.

I think I say everyone who

donates this week, we will mail you a page from Kaiscript with our autograph. That could be a ton of

work. Who cares? We're not even sure if we're allowed to be doing this. And we have an intern.

So head to dinnerparty download.org. Give what you can. And we'll send you a piece of radio history. Now let's do the number, I mean, here's your icebreaker.

I don't actually have a joke, but years ago I met a very wise old man who told me the

secret to comedy.

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