Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!

Patterson Revolution! evolution! Now my Chi is centered. We can start a Ross Patterson revolution. Did you hear that?

No. That was me shopping through a tree with my bare hand.

Oh, but I'm doing this, this silent,

I call it silent killing these days.

Where you don't, did you hear the tree fall?

No. Yeah, you don't. That's what I do when I kill things now. It's dead silence, followed by a lot of inner laughter.

Because on the outside you're just like, oh, whatever, Ross, you didn't

fucking do anything. All you did was grunt hard.

Ughhuh. And like a gay manner, like you were just brushing up on a young

twink outside of a club.

But in reality, I was shopping a tree down with my bear hands.

That's awesome.

I was killing some things.

That's really awesome. So what's up? You know what's up. You can see clearly what I'm drinking. Zima.

With a blue jolly rancher.

That's sweet.

You bet you sweet.

To me that's just normal life now.

I know isn't it?

But here's the thing.

So it's like not weird for me to see you with the over the last 10 years

...