My name is Jimmy Carter and I'm running for president.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

Keep thinking I could never live without you by my side.

But then I spent so many nights thinking blah blah blah blah

and I grew strong and I learned how to get along.

So now you're back blah blah blah blah.

I just walked into blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I should have changed that stupid lock I should have blah blah blah blah.

If I'd only known for one second you'd be back to bother me.

Democrats are set to take control of the US Senate, House and the White House.

This will put down as one of those progressive administrations in American history.

Guard willing, everything is on the table.

You now can pass things without a filibuster threat.

I'll you regret this.

Any way regret it a lot sooner than you think.

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny.

We'll preserve for our children this the last best hope of man on earth.

Or we'll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.

Welcome, welcome to 1979 and the Ruthless Variety program.

Thank you Duncan for an excellent introduction.

Yeah, I mean I knew this is going to be a great episode.

But you know the trains leave the station at full power.

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