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I was going to tell you this quick story here about I saw this article last week. It's, uh,

it's very much from the, um from the file of once upon a time. My extended

family was worried about coming to town for our wedding because they heard that a town 20 miles

south of Dallas of several thousand people all had to be quarantined due to hundreds of people

contracting Ebola.

I loved that. That was so fun. That was a fun time. And they very much believed it, or at

least one person in the family, very much believed it. And they're like, well, I saw it on Facebook.

And, you know, all the stuff that another part of my family that I've told you before,

definitely believes Hillary fucked the Pope.

That's an oldie but a goodie that we sometimes forget about.

Like, is he wearing all of the shit?

Fucking weird.

Why?

You know, I think it would probably even take them an hour to explain.

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