Hey, happy almost birthday.

Oh, thanks, buddy.

The big three, five.

When you said three, I, like, genuinely, my brain was like, oh, yeah.

And then I was like, oh, no.

What?

43.

That's insane.

That's old.

I can.

You know, the only reason I can believe it is because I'm 40. Oh, that's true. 41 almost. See, you're 40. I have almost. Pump your breaks, pal. Like five months left. No, I mean, listen, it's 2026. Let's stop farting around. If I'm 43, then you are 41. No way. That's not how that works.

That is exactly how that works.

How do you feel bones aching, backbreaking? Not at all.

I feel pretty good.

In the mornings, it has started to hurt when I got out of bed.

Like when I got out of bed, I'm like, oh, I'm not doing anything at all today.

And, you know, go out,

give a coffee, get your body rest, and go, okay, I can still do stuff. Hot take. That's a hot one.

Coffee like kind of changes your entire morning. It really does. It really does.

You know, between the caffeine and the poops, that's all you need to just get going, especially at 35,

like I am going to be this year.

You know, those are the things that you notice.

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