Episode 623: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part III - Sic Semper Tyranus

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🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

The boys reach the title moment in the Assassination of Abraham Lincoln, retracing the footsteps of the first presidential assassin John Wilkes Booth, leading up to the dramatic execution of his plan, and his narrow escape from Ford Theater on April 14th, 1865.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:02.9	This is the last podcast.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.2	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:12.3	Who was that?
0:14.9	How shit!
0:20.2	Mustard don't do no bad.
0:21.6	Mustard ain't high quality.
0:23.6	Mustard is a high calorie right.
0:25.6	If you're driving down the road and you're eating mustard like with a spoon and it's too spicy and you cough and you accidentally pull your car into another lane
0:34.6	because you chop them from the mustard, then it could be dangerous. That's not the mustard's fucking problem it sounds like extenuating circumstances that
0:41.8	surrounded the consumption of the mustard mustard muster's too spicy but sometimes it's not sometimes
0:47.2	mustard's kind of sweet it is and also i don't find a yellow mustard to be spicy at all honey mustard
0:53.0	yeah honey mustard yellow mustard yellow mustard and honey mustard at all. Honey mustard. Yeah, honey mustard.
0:54.2	Yellow mustard and honey mustard.
0:56.9	Go fuck.
0:57.7	You don't like, wow.
0:59.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00.1	You come in hot the last two episodes, because we talked about on side stories, he's not into Ferreira Rochets.
1:07.2	No, I actually don't like them either.
1:08.5	Yeah, well, it's nothing to like.
1:09.8	Yeah.
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