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Sofa King Podcast

Episode 623: Goats: How They Work

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Sofa King Podcast, we talk about the king of the jungle. And by jungle, I mean petting zoo. That’s right, goats. No, we don’t mean Michael Jordan, the Greatest Of All Time. We mean goats. Billy goats, pygmy goats, mountain goats. You might wonder what is so exciting about goats. Do you want to know who doesn’t wonder that? Satan! That’s right, from Satan’s ultimate symbol to Pan, the horny Greek god, these domesticated devils have been part of human civilization for 10,000 years. So, what is a Goat Tower? Which American President had goats for pets? How can goats be used to fight climate change disasters? The simple goat may just surprise you! Visit Our Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat#Mythology_and_folklore https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/61542/15-amazing-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-goats https://backyardgoats.iamcountryside.com/kids-corner/10-amazing-benefits-of-owning-a-goat/ https://www.livescience.com/52540-goat-facts.html https://factslegend.org/20-crazy-goat-facts/

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I know for a fact.

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And the secret proceedings.

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Weapons of mass destruction.

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I have a dream.

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I take the threat very seriously.

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I knew World Order.

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Your government thanks you for your participation.

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You are now listening to the world famous Sofakim Pagat.

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Please read from sheets.

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I am.

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I am.

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Sofakim.

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Sofakim.

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Now repeat all very fast, please.

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I am.

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Sofakim.

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Faster.

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I am.

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Sofakim.

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Not so fast.

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