Real somebody left me a review today that said that I used to have a black scent,

and then I started snapping my fingers like a drag queen and now my entire personality is hating white women. And I was like now? Now? Do you think that's true?

Wait, what was the middle one? Snapping my fingers like a drag queen.

I was like, I didn't know that I couldn't snap.

I didn't know that snaps weren't allowed.

I did not know that that was cultural appropriation.

I didn't know that we could not.

Because I've been snapping since before I knew what a drag queen was.

And as you know, actually in my house,

I get tormented by snaps. I've said this before maybe that my husband, my biggest

ick with my husband is when we're listening to music and that motherfucker starts snapping.

Hey, that you were very soft on that R on the motherfucker. And I think you should really lean into it.

Otherwise, it sounds like you have a black son.

I think, do I think, do I agree with that?

I agree with the hating white ladies.

But to say that that's now my personality?

That's true.

Yeah, no.

Where have you been at, lady?

I think you were hating on white ladies with the black accent.

You were snapping and hating on the white ladies with the black scent.

Yeah.

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