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slash reality TV pod. All right, let's get to the good stuff. Hello welcome back once again to another recap of Married at First Sight. Still awkward, still on their best behaviors,

and don't forget, they're still strangers. Now I've been meaning to say this and I'm going to give credit where credit is due.

Lifetime? You've been listening to my prayers. You've been reading my diary. Probably fielded a few late night calls for my husband

desperate to shut me up about it but you did it. You took out all of those well I I'm not going to say all, but a lot of those unnecessary redundant

fillers with the experts reminding us what the show is about, that couples must share dental hygiene practices together at all times.

I mean at one point last night, I was thinking,

oh my god, look, it's Dr. Pepper, where's she been? They still have to do her

little segues and stuff, but I feel like they cut it down a lot and to that I say,

thank you. Well, let's see how Jeffie and his babysitter Seanise are doing.

Seanise is still reeling from the night before when Jeffie almost pulled Mace on her and blew a rape whistle. I was trying to think of what I would do in

her position and the answer is nothing. I mean there's really nothing she can do, but keep trying at it. They're stuck in a hotel room together. They're in a foreign country. Her only choice is to put up with his lack of empathy and hope for the best.

Thankfully they have a Skype date with Dr Calvin that morning. I was actually hoping that Dr. Jessica was

going to be assigned to them because I think Calvin goes way too easy on the men. I think he is like a lot of those mediums and

psychics that I'm cynical of, skeptical of. If you say enough general stuff something's going to stick. He does the same thing

with the couples. Keep on trying, don't give up, learn to respect one another it's just all glazing over issues

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