Episode 62: Lick You Where You What?!?

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In this Danish and O'Neill doozy, we discuss a non-story about a comic that Buzzfeed tried to make into a story. O'Neill tells of how he was mishandled at the airport by a rogue TSA employee. We also discuss a teacher, who has an unbelievable gift for using the English language and an Indiana man who was caught sending strange items in the mail. We discuss some serious 60 Days In (come on, Scotty, call into the show!) There's an Eric Hites biking update! We also give Eric some examples of people who are really trying to make changes in their lives. O'Neill shares an "interesting" question that we both weigh in on. Stay tuned until the veeeery end of the song at the end of the podcast. You won't be disappointed. Toodles.

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0:00.0	There it is.
0:02.0	Danish and O'Neill.
0:07.0	Yeah.
0:10.0	I was so near so I can tell you how they both feel it's a free package so it's a fucking good deal.
0:33.0	They call it Danish.
0:37.0	Danish
0:38.0	and colonial.
0:40.0	Danish shanolle.
0:42.0	Danish shanolle. Gated Shallow Neil.
0:45.0	Shallow Neil.
0:46.0	Gated Shallow Neil.
0:49.0	Gated Sh Shannon Neil.
0:53.4	Gator Shannon Neil.
0:57.0	Gator Shannon Neil. What happened? They took her.
1:13.0	Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
1:16.0	Because now I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
1:20.0	Happy birthday. Well, guess what, it just got snatched motherfucker.
1:26.0	Episode 62 is coming into your into your fly of your jeans.
1:32.0	It really is crazy how much better the audio quality is with that speaker. It's really mind-blowing.
1:36.5	Don't tell that to everybody, because apparently.
1:39.7	Well, this is episode 62, the podcast is almost a senior citizen and able to collect social security.
1:50.0	We have to check it into a senior home soon.
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