Episode 62: Diet Hands

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Ms. Pat and Deon Curry can't take Chris Spangle's white ass. Ms. Pat has been doing home remodeling during the pandemic and causes a fuss in the local hardware store. Nikia and Ms. Pat get into a war of words. She tells us about trim sandwiches. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.8	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon.
0:12.2	And while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	Welcome to another episode of Pat Down.
0:16.5	I'm sitting here in my new reminder basement,
0:19.0	shorting to D.A. and Chris, and my funky son back there.
0:24.0	Oh, bad, rough-ass nigga.
0:26.5	My fucking mother.
0:27.5	I left one of them at the day.
0:29.2	Niggas mouse smell like a sunk pump.
0:32.6	He want to talk about me, old-ugly motherfucker.
0:35.1	See, that's why I'm breastfeeding you right now, motherfucker.
0:38.9	That's why you didn't rock it ass.
0:41.2	And we are just kicking it.
0:46.2	We just kicking it today.
0:47.4	We all need to laugh.
0:48.4	And this is an episode you're going to treat a little appreciate.
0:50.8	I'm sitting here with Chris, D.A., and Shitty Brough.
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