Hello, Merlin. Hey, it's that time. Are you are you ready to

ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. What was doing? I was born ready. We

checked the records.

What was that your battery again? This is a phone. iPhone.

There's a salt checker. Where's the Buddha? Tap the Buddha. See

here we go. Tap, tap. Yeah. It's very busy. A lot of base in the Buddha.

Plastic cat. Is that the little plastic cat, the waving cat, the one you find in the

Asian restaurants? Showing the what now? Oh, the little, the little good luck.

Kitty with the hand in the air. Yeah. That's got a kind of national

socialist thing to it, don't you think? I love it. Yeah. We've got a really,

I can actually photograph this for you, Dan Benjamin. We've got a... Look at me,

I have a camera. I'm Merlin Man. I sing and dance and take photos. Don't get, don't

even mention photos. I just promised an hour free. Now, you know what? Not important. But

there's a Chinese restaurant I go to and name... Is that racist? And we... They got a

Buddha in there for the good luck. And it's a Buddha. Every time I go in there, my

daughter asks me about it. I tell her a little bit about the Fat Man. So the Fat Man

is sitting there and he's golden. He's glistening. He's fat like hell and he's

sitting there in a fountain of fake gold coins like plastic extruded, like something just pooped

out this lucky Buddha thing. And like so many of the wonderful pieces, the wonderful water features

in my neighborhood. It features a spinning glass ball propelled by water. Well, Buddha sits

in a coin fountain. I'm guessing that's good luck. You know? I mean, what else can you do to

ruin the Fat Man at that point? Well, you know, there's two different Buddha statues,

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