Hello.

Oh, hi, Merlin. How are you doing?

So, I'm great, Dan. How are you?

Long time to see.

Long time. It has been a long time.

I don't want to hijack the show or anything because I know you've got plans.

So far, we're less than a minute in.

And you don't know that I have plans, but what?

Well, I have a problem, and I wanted to pass it on to you and perhaps the audience

to see if they could help me.

Okay.

So, in the kitchen, I have a, what you would call a runner rug,

which is like a long rectangle rug.

And it's in a high traffic area, and that's the whole point. It's the whole reason I got it.

And, you know, I...

But you're carpeting to retain its original showroom shine.

Well, it's a, yeah, I mean, it's a floor, and then it's a wood floor, and then it has the rug on top.

Well, you're going to a wood floor if you're taking better care of the carpeting, Dan.

Right. It's called an entropy reader book.

That's... Sorry.

And the problem that I'm having with this is I got...

Because it's a high traffic area, and it's in the kitchen, I wanted to get something...

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