Episode 617: Lil Parachutes

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Show Notes Paraguay: Colony Built to Escape the 'Matrix' Draws COVID-19 Anti-Vaxxers Ottawa residents are using a heavy metal song about gay cowboys to get rid of anti-vaxx truckers / LGBTQ Nation Christians argue First Amendment doesn't protect Satanic Temple as they try to cancel it / LGBTQ Nation Conservative Christians start petition because they're "disgusted" by Super Bowl Halftime Show / LGBTQ Nation Republicans Express Unease Over Trump Accounting Firm Rift QAnon conspiracy theorist invents new conspiracy theory to explain why QAnon predictions never happened – DeadState MAGA author shares cringey thoughts on Super Bowl halftime show and Twitter just can't with him / Queerty A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those are all considered invalid - CNN Tennessee preacher Greg Locke says demons told him names of witches in his church Goddammit Newegg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL-eB_Bv5Ik https://youtu.be/ADdxoewAdQw

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:38.0	Recording Live from Gloryhole Studios in Chicago and beyond.
0:44.0	This is Cognitive Disnance.
0:47.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence.
0:53.0	Too many topics that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
0:58.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is.
1:02.0	No welcome mad, this is episode 617 of Cognitive Disnance and Cecil.
1:08.0	We are pulled apart once more this time, not by the rampages of pestilence, but Mother Nature herself.
1:17.0	The snow Cecil has kept us apart.
1:19.0	We are recording from afar.
1:22.0	Somebody in the, like Illinois is not a place where you would expect someone to just fucking give up driving a car in the middle of the road in the snow.
1:32.0	But tonight, I was driving home and in the middle of the fucking road, this lady just gave the fuck up.
1:39.0	She was like, no, I'm done.
1:40.0	Peace and out, she literally stopped in the middle of the road to fucking yellow lines on the other side.
1:46.0	And then she made everybody in the line go around her because she was like, no, I'm fucking done.
1:50.0	I'm not, I'm not driving another centimeter home.
1:53.0	Part of me admires that kind of obstinacy.
1:56.0	You know what I mean?
1:57.0	You're just like, you know, because like the rest of us are just, we're just fucking free.
2:01.0	I got to do it and you slog through it.
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