Episode 616: Another War w/ Raheel
The Reality Is
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🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you so much for hopping on right in the middle of nap time. |
| 0:23.0 | This is actually, this is my, what are your napping hours? |
| 0:29.4 | Well, I will say that this is a time where I just, the brain is blank. |
| 0:34.5 | It's just mush. |
| 0:35.8 | And by the way, I just want to say only during Ramadan. Yeah. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah, of course. I'm not napping in 1 p.m. on a regular day. What am I an alcoholic? Why would I do that? |
| 0:47.9 | Yeah, I am on it. So my routine right now is waking up at 430 making myself a big fat cup of coffee drinking |
| 0:56.8 | you know my 30 some ounces of water and having all my vitamins and then I like to get bring |
| 1:04.4 | everything into bed with me and I like to drink my coffee from like five because right now it's like |
| 1:09.9 | 515 Fudge is at 515 so I like to do my coffee from like five because right now it's like like 515. |
| 1:12.4 | Fudgers at 515. |
| 1:20.0 | So I like to do it where I have 445 to 515 to sit in my cozy bed, robe on, snuggled. |
| 1:25.5 | And I've already done wudu or ablution for those of you who don't know what Wudu is. |
| 1:29.9 | And then I just drink my coffee and I do a New York Times crossword puzzle. Ooh, do you feel really like, do you feel like your brain is really |
| 1:35.8 | working? Real, I'm like so smart just yesterday. I was like, I'm like really good at like the New York |
| 1:43.1 | Times crossword puzzle. He was like, but you Google things. And I was like, I'm like really good at like the New York Times crossword puzzle. |
| 1:44.6 | He was like, but you Google things. |
| 1:45.8 | And I was like, I'm not a genius. You're a lot to Google things. Is Gary a lot to Google things? Of course you're allowed to Google things. That's crazy if you're not allowed to Google stuff. But a lot of clues are like not Googlable. So anyway, I do the york times crossword puzzle and then i read a little bit |
| 2:02.1 | and then it's time to pray and i pray and then i shower and i start getting ready and then at like |
| 2:09.0 | 630 the kids have to wake the kids up but it's like so nice because then like i just relax from like |
| 2:14.6 | 630 to 730 and have to take them to school. |
| 2:18.3 | I drop them to school. |
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