Episode 614 - Aaron Read

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Improviser and comedian Aaron Read returns to talk attractive mannequins, Succession, and The Masked Singer. Plus, our annual Secret Santa gift exchange.

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0:00.0	Hi, he's Dave Schumka, and he's Graham Clark and together we host
0:13.2	so podcasting yourself.
0:15.0	Woeh!
0:16.0	Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 614 of
0:25.4	Stop Podcast of yourself. My name's Graham Clark and with me as always is a man who
0:30.2	wishes he was going on a Hawaiian vacation making this a real blue Christmas?
0:36.0	No, what's the Hawaiian Christmas song?
0:37.8	Melikaliki maka? That's the one.
0:39.8	Mr. Dave Shumka. I don't wish that. No, no, I like a I like a cozy Christmas. Yeah. I've owned have you ever been to Hawaii? No. I went when I was 10.
0:52.7	And so I, yeah, you know, I'm not Mr Hawaii.
0:56.3	Yeah, that's true.
0:57.6	But you're always going to be Mr Hawaiian traffic to me.
1:01.6	I know, I'm the greasiest. I've rubbed myself up with all the greasiest oils.
1:05.3	What's Miss Hawaiian Tropic a bikini contest? Well certainly that would be a factor in it if it it's not albakini, then.
1:13.9	It's not a sun tan contest, is it?
1:15.7	No.
1:16.7	Like who's the most tan.
1:18.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:19.3	Tan mom.
1:20.3	Did a tan mom?
1:20.9	Oh, yeah, tan mom.
1:22.1	You have to show your tan lines?
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