Episode 613: Toaster Shakins 2021

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Clips from the following episodes: Episode 564 31:29 - 35:00 Episode 558 25:23 - 32:29 Episode 570 54:25 - 1:00:09 Episode 575 56:32 - 1:02:05 Episode 581 49:04 - 57:35 Episode 585 17:37 - 26:41 STOP SENDING IAN P**N https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM0qsIVFUWA&t=1091s 13:40 - 20:36 Episode 597 16:28 - 20:41 Episode 603 38:34 - 44:10 Gentlemen, you can't declare holy war in here! This is a Church! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0S-jqkLxMw&t=2166s 24:25 - 35:37

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:38.0	Hey everyone, welcome to this special episode of Cognitive Disnance, Toaster Shakens 2021.
0:44.0	The best and worst of the show over the past year.
0:47.0	Let's get started. This first clip comes from Episode 564.
0:52.0	I'm not a cat. Published on February 15th.
0:55.0	It's like you're not sleeping well?
0:57.0	Yeah Mike, I'm not sleeping well. Maybe because someone's been smoking crack and we avoid in my house again.
1:02.0	I'm here to help you get the best sleep of your lives.
1:05.0	Mike, please, I'll buy a pillow, whatever. Just please get out of my bathroom.
1:09.0	Honey, we give me the credit cards, I'm probably another fucking crack pillow from Mike.
1:13.0	This is the secret.
1:14.0	I love this shit. This is from Yahoo News.
1:16.0	My pillow CEO, Mike Lindell, releases absurd conspiracy info merch.
1:21.0	I love that they uploaded it to YouTube and they misspelled the title.
1:26.0	The video called Absolute Truth, which apparently mistakenly was uploaded on YouTube as Absolute Truth.
1:34.0	Absolute Truth. It's like you're just like you're arguing at the end of the night at 2 a.m.
1:40.0	Right.
1:41.0	Let me tell you, first of all, it's a great pillow.
1:46.0	That goes without saying.
1:48.0	This is the Absolute Truth.
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